"LivNEWSFLASH:
After being ARRESTED,
STORYHOLE IS BACK!
AND IT'S THE LAST.
And it's funkbubblier THEN EVER BEFORE. . .
SO. . . get those fucked up life experiences cookin' delicious breech children of backrooms, backdoors, and backends! Nail it in less then five minutes or less and come armed and ready to blow our buggered ears off our sleezeweasel heads!
STORYHOLESTORYHOLE IS BACK!
AND IT'S THE LAST.
And it's funkbubblier THEN EVER BEFORE. . .
SO. . . get those fucked up life experiences cookin' delicious breech children of backrooms, backdoors, and backends! Nail it in less then five minutes or less and come armed and ready to blow our buggered ears off our sleezeweasel heads!
is a raucous open mic'd storytelling event with the next hot story beef injection on:
SUNDAY MARCH 30th, 9pm, $5
Mucho drink giveaways
AND surprise door prizes!!
Silent Burlesque from the 20's,
and $1.50 taps all night
(can you say $1.50 tap beer???)
located at the corner of Nassau and Russell.
L to Bedford or G to Nassau, walk north on Nassau or hop B48 to Russell!
Drop your name in the hat and if you're drawn,
you are allowed 5 minutes to tell a story, ANY STORY (cha cha cha!!!),
and that's that.
Featuring the mouth waterin' rawk addict stylings of DJ LIK-U-LIPZ, and wine guzzling tinklings of our very own Mr. Yesterday!!!
Let it be known that we want your story straight from the heart/mouth/ass, so no papers or cue cards allowed on stage my sweet sweet babies!
THAT MEANS YOU BETTAH KNOW
YOUR DAMN STORY!!
You run your sloppy jowls for more then five minutes, you get the hook
(or a wonderfully pleasant ragtime warning from our on site piano jockey slash juice harp merlin).
Skip the stand up, the instruments, the lighting your ass on fire, seizures, cooking show ideas, baby butt and barbed wire tricks, and bring five minutes of your story spun glory to the booze guzzlin’ table.
PARTICIPATION IS VOLUNTARY,
SO LISTEN HERE:
VOYEURS WANTED!!
"LIVE IT, TELL IT!"
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